Because it’s totally what a straight guy would do, duh.

My favorite storied student simile is: “The boat glided across the lake just like a bowling ball wouldn’t.”

LORD AND TAYLOR! ???? okay. I totally spit my water at that.

I Bet You Can Guess What The Victoria’s Secret Model’s New Boyfriend Looks Like

Yep. If only Pinkham would return with Behind Closed Ovens!

I’m praying for the resurrection of Milli and Kitchenette if Jez hopefully does survive. I miss those two so bad.

I dont get it. What is so good about this again?

I dont get it. What is so good about this again?

They likely had probable cause because apparently he was creeping everyone out to the point that they called police. I've been in WeHo, he had to of been acting super weird to get someone to call.

An kitchenette.

And I Thee Dread.

Resurrect Millihelen plzkthx.

I love this blog, mom!

Delete your account

I have done this TWICE. They seem so normal until they drop into the conversation casually that they don’t think the FDA should exist.

Bobby Brown claims he fucked a ghost.

It was brilliant, but your 10% battery is giving me vicarious anxiety

The Emoji Bible doesn’t even come close to this masterpiece.

Bobby, that Khloe emoji message is the best thing evah.