“My barista...I recently overheard him mention to another customer that he was just accepted into an MFA program at Columbia.”

There is a protest of sorts going on against gun violence—I believe it’s Coalition to End Gun Violence. They are asking people to wear orange today. Perhaps that’s the reason for her orange blouse.

I supported Bernie Sanders during the primary, but I am starting to turn towards Hillary. Trump makes George W. Bush look like a foreign policy expert. I liked Bernie’s ideas and I hope that Clinton adopts some, but I will stand with her as the next president of these United States. Whoa, that felt weird to write. But…

The narratives that have built up about Clinton being a terrible campaigner and Trump being a political genius are going to change now that we’re (almost)into the general election. She’s going to destroy him, and I’m going to love watching it.

Brilliant. Clinton is so much better than she’s given credit for. She’s intelligent, thoughtful, and experienced. She’s made mistakes, but so have we all. Plus, she’s learned from them, which unfortunately cannot be said for Trump.

“Gidget also loves licking doughnuts!”

When the pressure is on the blood money stops flowing.

Well, you’re certainly quite sanguine about it all.

Blood coming out of their... whatever.

It’s certainly operating in the red.

so you’re saying that Holmes’s blood business isn’t liquid?

there is none, its all in your head or insurance agent will find you a $1

I use the Twilight Zone to teach literature to my SPED students. They are very good examples of short story elements. They love them.

Hahahahahahaha, point for mom being so understanding. My mom would probably never talk to me again if she found my vibrators, regardless of the fact that I'm a 36-year old married person...

Unfortunately, I can weigh in and say that I definitely sleep better when I do not drink. It was not the answer that I wanted. :-(

Love my fit bit! Earning digital badges is somehow satisfying and odd at the same time. Congrats on your progress!

Last SNS before I go to CUBA! Wheeee!!! That means I’m a week away from 15 years with one dude. Crazy.

Was it on xoJane that I read some article about a woman who forgot to take out her Diva Cup for like a month?

I’m still scarred by the one I read here on Jezebel many years ago. Gave me the paranoia too.

Like that’s the most unbelievable part, like how could you KNOW the condom was stuck up there and not like IMMEDIATELY cease all other activity until you get it out??? Not even sex, but like anything.