My fave will still be the chick who kept the condom in her vag for the better half of a week.

Weird, this is kind of the same sentiment I had about white people loving Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

They peaked with the Lotus Birth story. It’s all been downhill from there.

Okay can we talk about xoJane lately?? The other day I read the one from the woman who says that she thinks straight men just become gynecologists to grope women and I just

Alternate headline: Julia Roberts - Alow Vision

I work as a social media manager and just spent 2 hours of my life talking to the manager of an Instagram influencer about a post. The issue was that the guy wanted 5k more to have the product (a chocolate bar) in his mouth instead of his hands. This is what my life is.

The reference to the song was added later, after commenters pointed this out to the author. Read the whole comment section and you will see.

My rage-o-meter is in the negatives on this one guys. This is a dumb take.

I don’t care if Sanders stays in the race and I know many of my friends in California are excited to cast their votes. But for me the issue is this: when every Clinton win is “rigged” you dismiss all those who voted for her and perpetuate this narrative that she has stolen the election. So when she does win the…

This whole country needs to sit down and take a fucking 9th grade Civics class

Unfortunately, yeah, you’re wrong and it was the Sanders faction pushing a rule change.

Bernie voters = college students who want their grade changed because they didn’t read the syllabus, or because they thought they did better, or they worked really hard and deserved a better grade, or because their GPA is important, dammit, and how dare you screw this up?

She currently leads Sanders by just over 3 million votes (not counting Oregon and Kentucky, which vote today) according to Real Clear Politics. For reference’s sake, Obama beat Hillary by about 41,000 votes in 2008 if you don’t include Michigan. But what really matters is if you feel as if your side has more votes.

And for what it’s worth, I think Bernie and his followers are being grossly naïve about their ability to impact national policy, particularly when state and local houses are awash with red that will expertly shred his progressive agenda one bite at a time (and the progressives will stay home in 2018 like they always…

I like a lot of Bernie’s policy ideas. I wholeheartedly agree that the DNC does some shady shit. Here’s the thing tho:

“The vicious response has come as millions of new voters, many of whom felt excluded by establishment politicians, have flocked to the insurgent campaigns of Mr. Sanders and Mr. Trump.”

They're relying on the Squeaky wheel gets the grease theorem. It's worked every time they really really wanted a GoGurt, mom!

No, no, no, you’re forgetting your Bernie Math. Caucuses count double.

Okay, I have a question. They keep going on about how “their vote was ignored!” but... it seems to me as if the ‘vote’ was their attempt to completely change established procedure.

Want to know what’s really undemocratic? Caucuses. If BSers actually cared about the democratic process they would be protesting the caucus system, not the archaic rules within. Just scrap that whole system and go to primaries.