How could you say no to Alison Brie? I’m a straight cis woman, and I couldn’t say not to Alison Brie.

How do you know when someone is a vegan?

Don’t let the social issues fool you. They are distractions to keep you from focusing on the very real economic issues at stake in this election cycle.

Or the Sanders campaign failed to resonate with any Democratic base besides college educated, mostly white, under 30s, and they like to brag about how they’re ~independent~.

Why can’t some Sanders supporters look at one bright side of things — Bernie isn’t going anywhere, even though he’s not going to be the president. He’ll still be in the Senate, with his current term not up until 2018. So he can still, one would hope, be a vocal part of governmental process, working with (most likely)…

And then his whining that the Democratic party isn’t being fair it’s like, okay, but you are a fucking Independent, douche nozzle, taking advantage of the Democratic machine as much as possible, but contributing zero to the party.

I don’t think Bernie is the type of guy that takes the hint.

I think he’s a little man having a temper tantrum who can’t stand to lose to woman.

I know this is a way that people seem bizarrely reluctant to put it but: YOU GUYS. WE ARE ELECTING THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT.

Nope. BernieBros are the same as Trump. Perhaps even worse because they are pretending to be Democrats..all the while disparaging a woman..reducing her worth to her uterus.

Why did we let someone who has been a Democrat for all of 5 minutes run as a Democrat again? I keep having to remind myself of the times it has worked out well for the party to let someone cross over and run for office (it’s certainly won us some Senate seats), because I get pissed off watching someone who clearly…

I am the opposite — don’t like Bernie at all, like her a lot, but would’ve pounded a few shots and staggered to the polls for Bernie in the general because Trump is a scary fucking fuck orange bigot. I don’t want a scary fucking fuck orange bigot for president.

But you know as well as I do that when people disregard “race, sex, or any other consideration” they hire white men. That’s what that language means. That’s what you’ve absorbed, whether you want to admit it or not. That’s how you fully justify all white male cabinets, boards, workplaces. That’s how you justify sexism…

This. Plus there is precedent for both President and Vice President to be the same sex.

Possible alternate headline: “Possible First Woman President Promises Equality in Cabinet, Internet Goes Apeshit About ‘Qualifications’”

Yes. Please. First the Cabinet and then the Board Rooms of America. It would be a very nice start.

Funny how she’s getting threats but Jay-Z just gets a bunch of ribbing memes. Now I wonder why that is...?

It also makes my vagina look amazing. Rachel is a very good designer.

I feel like I liked Sisters because I’m pretty much Amy and Tina’s age.

God yes, so true. He even managed to do it in a movie that starred his own wife and daughters. By all accounts Katherine Heigel is a pill but she was totally right to say Knocked Up was sexist. I’m not excusing her alleged bad attitude on sets but she’s run into trouble when criticizing both his script and Shonda’s…