no its becky.

The Beyhive is just as bad as Bernie Bros and Gamergate dudes. Calm down.

Beyonce superfans frighten me. That’s a level of crazy no one should have to deal with.

Felt the same about Gargoyles when I found out that cartoon voice actors are rarely in the same room together.

My parents also picked names out of a hat. They stopped after they accidentally named my brother Stetson.

I’ll name your baby for a few papa john’s gift cards. That one is Boy Samantha. That one is Aubergine, That one is Gary.

Really? You’re going all Tea Party?

The margin is like 300K right now. And lets not pretend that all those voters were going to go for Bernie. That’s asking a lot of flexible math.

I love this woman! Let’s happy dance, Hils.

Did anyone watch Bernie’s campaign manager, Jeff Weaver, on MSNBC tonight? He basically said even if Clinton wins both the pledged delegates and the voters, they are going to take the fight to the convention. If they succeed I will still vote for him, because what are my other choices, but they are still openly…

Bernie supporters are passionate and engaged. Hillary supporters are passionate and engaged. As a longtime New York democrat, I never thought this was going to end differently here. We elected her to the Senate twice, the second time in a landslide. She was a fabulously effective legislator for NY, it would have taken…

At this point i just want Hillary to crush him tonight so the left can stop shaming each other and go back to shaming the right.

Who fucking cares what Sarandon, or any celebrity, thinks? Do you own fucking research and vote for the candidate you support.

She’s so full of shit. People “shamed” i.e. criticized specific comments she made not her overall support of Sanders.

Oh Christ, is this some excuse to compare Hillary to Nixon AGAIN? I’ll play, let’s compare Bernie to McGovern. Remind me, how many states did McGovern win in 1972? One. Massachusetts. You see these overwrought comparisons can go both ways.

I’m going to try to paste it here, but if it fails Putain Democratique had it on twitter:

Privatized prisons and the three strike rule are two separate things. Again, you have got to get it together at your workplace. Your manager is slacking off.

That would be Reagan, you fool. Good god. You would think in the meetings you must have at work, with Freedom Partners or Revolution Messaging or wherever, y’all would get your history right.