Lilly, I think it depends on your programming. Sadly, there are people who cannot handle more than one at a time.

Nicely played ¯\_(ツ)_/¯🍔

Taking a break from a stressful work project and watching Lifetime’s “I killed my BFF.” It was recommended to me and I finally pulled the stick outta my butt and streamed it. I can’t decide if I’m entertained or getting dumber. Probably both!

I usually try to find a role within the situations to occupy my attention and hide the fact that I’m antisocial. People think I’m so helpful when really it’s just filling that social interaction void. By refilling ice cube trays, rearranging food on platters, letting people know it’s time to eat... I can pretty…

Oh, now I get it. That’s terrible. Not so funny anymore. I was just about to post an excerpt from that famous sorority email, but this info takes the humor out of a sorority story.

It’s not just any book! Careful or they’re gonna make a page for you!

Is this Qlassy enough for you, Miyaa? 😂

Thank you!

Ahahahaha! I gotta photoshop a bottle of that if I have time later. That is amazing! Congrats on lil’ Jose Sprite Tupiniquim :)

Oh it is a THING. Not anyone I’m actually close with, just close enough to let me know they boned and forgot to take their birth control. Ugh.

I actually first read it as Jager, pronounced “Jäger” and assumed it was her way of letting us know she was doing Jäger Bombs the night she conceived. I know several people who named their kids “Jameson” for this very reason. Gross

Very insightful. As someone who works with typography, I also would not have chosen that font.

Meh. I can see why, but it makes me laugh each time so I’m embracing it. I’m not actually meaning it like those people who click on a link and comment, “Who’s this?” which is annoying and stuck up. I’m running with Fingers’ theme and it entertains me.

I didn't have much time to do my best Photoshop, but you get the idea. These Rita Ora posts always get me.

^accurately describes my sentiment upon discovering the facts of the story vs the headline

This is closer to what I was hoping for: Fred Macintosh + Kraftwork https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uXaZ58…

I was unbelievably excited for this, but oh what a letdown. I wanted an actual computer voice singing... FRED or GTFO

Too late, I’ll be wearing this all day.

Your comment really took me back! I had completely forgotten about class pets. It kinda blew my mind whilst also reopening the TRAUMA of not getting to take the hamster home because my parents were divorced and it was “too much” for the hamster to travel with me from Dad’s house on Saturday to Mom’s house on Sunday.…

Haha, Danny Boyle is the director of Sunshine & his frustrating uneveness began with a movie called “Shallow Grave.” There are often amazing elements that he manages to ruin, although Trainspotting is pretty awesome throughout.