Milton seemed to land on his feet.

Here's another reminder.

Really? That's your comment

Who uses checks anymore? The people in front of me. Every time.

confirmed by wikipedia:

I would try giving a rock first and see if they even know how to trow that.

Watched snippits of his cute video. What a little fucker.

I always stick my finger in the hole

I would love to drive that Corvette through Monaco. Makes a great "fuck you" statement.

I'm going to have to watch this again. I just got the sudden urge to eat donuts for some weird reason and I kind of stopped paying attention to everything else.

Luxury brands appeal to consumers by selling them an image of what they'd like to be. The salesperson doesn't think you fit the image. Now you absolutely have to have it! You'll show them! And you'll feel awesome about it until halfway during the drive home you realize you just spent $500 on a pair of socks.

The mom and the dad are yelling at their child for misbehaving.

I recently signed up for one of these class action suits because I had purchased an LG G2x from T-Mobile, and they had to settle because the phone was so notorious for bugs & failures. I actually ended up getting a check for $38, which was well above the minimum because I guess a lot of people didn't bother joining…

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

This was never meant to be a realistic representation of Wrigley anyway... the W flag is raised.

"Hey! Why does the cake get treated so well?!"

If there's grass on the field, eat it.

Now that it's in the dumpster, Cubs' fans can finally have their cake and eat it too.

I don't know about this. One of the reasons why I eat ramen is because it is practically instant saving me tons of time in the preparation of a meal. Very little muss or fuss. This sort of defeats that purpose of ramen or at least the ramen that I eat. If I wanted better noodles I would go and buy better noodles.