Please solemnly swear to keep this shift knob.

Jaketoobad-: [Clicks on article he has no interest in.]

I spoke to one of the gentlemen behind the ropes who told me that the cars are all owned by retired cops, they're not actually the museums. The reason they chose to display this year was because their original home downtown got destroyed by Sandy. They're in a temporary home across town but have to get out soon and…

Your car should be alarmed so it doesn't get stolen again.

Pretty much nailed Rollins' pudding ring.

God dammit. Everything about this story is infuriating.

I believe you already are aware of the deep pit you are already in. I would step back and make it clear that financial responsibility is imperative, and that if she isn't going to show financial maturity, then your relationship needs to take a break. You said it yourself: if you marry her, you also marry her debt.

Yeah, there's a god damned difference. Because a giant entity consisting of hundreds of thousands of employees is not a van with a few guys in it.

Another day, another reason to dislike power-tripping egomaniacs who think a badge gives them carte blanche to do whatever the fuck they want.

I know this is the Internet, but I won't judge this girl based on twenty seconds of her life. For all we know her home was wrecked and a falling branch killed her dog. Or maybe she just found out her mom has terminal cancer and the local news team scored by asking her about the storm damage when she was a mess.

I did the exact same thing only I went the rout of a nexus 7 2nd gen. Works great since most of my company's applications are web based and the ones that aren't have apps for them. It's like being in the office with out the commute. I use my iPad mini 1st gen mainly for my games, photography. Really happy with the set…

And that's how you know you've succeeded in life. Nothing but good people showing up to see you off to the beyond who cared about you and celebrating the fact that they knew you. You don't need fame, or fortune, just people who'll say: "That guy was a great guy.". That's all I want in life, to help people have fun and…

It would really make a lot more sense if you hadn't cropped it, Kyle.

Laughed way too much at this.

Just to put some math together: let's say his walk is about 3 miles. The average stride length is around 2 feet. So his walk should be taking him about eight thousand steps. For math's sake, I'll assume "few hundred steps" means 400 steps. That's about a 5% difference. So if his stride was a little over 5% longer or…

Anti-vax people are assholes. There are a certain percentage of children who cannot get vaccinated because of allergies and various medical issues and thus rely on herd immunity to prevent contracting shit like the mumps and measles. Not only are the anti-vaxers putting their own kids' at risk, they're putting these…

It won't make them autistic, and it will prevent them from going around and giving everyone whooping cough.

Here you go

Why even make dolls if for accurate ordinary depictions?