Beer.

Imagine a game, set in the 1930's. You are a bush pilot, flying around when something gets caught in your prop and forces you to an island you're sure wasn't there before.

His life is so amazing and awesome, he doesn't need humor or sarcasm. He's past that.

valued for their appearance over other qualities

So.....the joke flew clear over your head, didn't it?

You are indeed "that guy".

MAN there's lots of slots in Vegas.

Oooohhh, look's like someone just got son'd. I think.

I think you are confusing my word choice in my comment of "amazing" with your word "amusing". I could spell out the difference for you.
A-M-A-Z-I-NG.

Pilot Alpin A4, pretty nice. Not too racy but good traction on the ice.

One lady up by me has been driving her ZR1 every single day this winter. We pass each other on the same road each day. And Chicago's winter has been anything but friendly, especially with all the fucking salt.

lesson 1: there are always more Corvette Stingray stories to write

One instance of a trigger happy cop does not equal all cops are irresponsible with guns. Also, not everyone should have the right to carry concealed weapons. However that's a debate I'm too tired to get into at the moment.

Mariah Carey is PERFECT THANK YOU.

That was Kim Kardashian. If you don't recognize her then I really wish I were you.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Huh? Who's footprints are those?

"hmm, probably nothing..."

Casual runners don't just decide to go for an evening jaunt in a snowstorm.

I love it when I'm at a sporting event and the cheerleaders bring out the Story Canon. One time I got Poe's The Cask of Amontillado.