They are both undeniably weird as hell and apparently pretty sensitive about it.

How fucking terrible are the Knicks if “looking like cheap idiots” is their preferred narrative?

Philadelphia was heavily reliant on Butler to run the offense in last year’s playoffs and have replaced him with two guys who... can’t do that. Let's see what happens with Simmons. 

Wait, was Rom Romberts just Bret Stephens trying to act casual this whole time?

In his court opinion, Justice Brett Kavanaugh wrote...

HamNo, you and Tom McKay need to speak to each other on the Gizmodo slack channel or something. McCay dropped this tidbit on twitter the other day:

remember pogs?

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

I feel pretty confident that, over a long enough timeline, baseball players would get better at using all fields and render the shift a losing proposition. On the other hand, it seems increasingly likely that the inevitable collapse of human civilization will thwart any evolutions of that kind. Ah well.

God damn respect to whoever figured out they could take something that wouldn’t sell for $19.95 at Spencer’s gift and rebrand it at three quarters of one million US dollars and sell 30 of them.

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

I’m so glad I’m free from this kind of delusion. The teams I support never even get the chance to lose to the eventual champions.

Current Affairs is my new favorite magazine. I stumbled on the Jordan Peterson article and bought a subscription right after.

Larry Wilmore is awesome, but he would have been better served to have replaced everything Shapiro said with fart noises in post-production. Because everything Shapiro says is hot air with no actual value besides to make you wrinkle your nose and say ew...

Even the birds are “milkshaking” now!

He looks like the guy at Panama City Beach spring break that you quickly realize is not down there with a wife or kids.

Fuck Albert Breer. If he thinks opening his own dumb fuck production company that will likely do nothing but finance content where old people get punched in the nuts by ex-NFL players who then turn to the camera and yell “FOOTBAW!” is a “big move”, then he deserves to be shot into the sun.

In his defense, he is correct in that your dad is unlikely to vote for Trump.

“My dad would have been cool with the children in cages, the rampant corruption, and the never-ending international embarrassment that is Donald Trump. But lying about your score in golf? Too far, man, too far.”

I read this profile and one of the things that stuck out was when he was talking about Simmons, and this brought to mind the extremely uncomfortable podcast he and Simmons did when ESPN hired Reilly where he said the same thing, is that he still thinks the entire thing about him vs. Simmons was the length of the stuff…