Even nationalised health systems like the NHS don’t involve seizing the means of production: There are still private hospitals where NHS and non-NHS doctors can see private patients, there are private drug companies and insurers, and the GPs are mostly private contractors.

I went to college, so I know FOR A FACT that socialism is two dipshits in their early 20's at a party arguing about whether or not it’s better praxis to identify as a Maoist or a Marxist-Leninist, while definitely agreeing that Sage Francis is a top 5 rapper (maybe all time) and that they would both have girlfriends…

i think you might have missed the point here, dude. 

It was actually three stone tablets.

“just how good is he, anyway?”

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

This is a pretty fucked up comment. 

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

They also think they are responsible gun owners and don't need health insurance

He lives in the Maryland woods. He’s hundreds of miles from what anyone would call a bodega. 

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Missouri is absolutely the Midwest.

IT’S IN THE PACIFIC, AND IT HAS COASTS- EXPLAIN THAT ONE ALBERT

GO TO THE BODEGA, GET SOME CRAYONS, AND COLOR THE MAP YOU COWARD!

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how can I best express my twin loves for Swede and weed

I’ve driven in Minnesota and was aghast at how drivers acted as traffic cops by driving under the speed limit in the left lane. INSANITY!

That’s crazy, the other day I was driving and saw two psychos straight-up talking to each other thru their open windows right there in traffic.