George Burnered Shaw
georgeburneredshaw
10/31/19
10:59 AM
412

Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

10/24/19
5:36 PM
11

The Astros will conveniently discover that Taubman dictated the memo to innocent scribes. 

10/24/19
5:32 PM
363

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

10/11/19
2:41 PM
13

I saw a Sixers one in Goodwill once and even for me it was clear that I could not buy it. It was too big, but it was the equivalent of bringing home a Chucky.

10/7/19
8:44 PM
4

Seriously, what’s the point of even being a billionaire if you’re a fucking coward? 

10/3/19
8:55 AM
101

Let’s see, this seems to be the current publishing strategy:

1) Print circulation declines;
2) Fire staff and make product worse;
3) Hire new, young, web-first staff;
4) Make website based entirely on reader data;
5) Blame newsroom for inability to sell website;
5) Repeat endlessly from step 2 until you run out of money.

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10/2/19
10:26 AM
69

Kirk Cousins
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Being So Butt.
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That’s So Raven.
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Raven Butt.
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Trent Dilfer.