See, I go posting this - and then...

Did anyone kill their father, sleep with their mother, and then blind themselves over this?  Because that would be a tragedy.

Clearly he’s never been to a Knicks game. 

“Nobody believed in us.”

So her dedication to the memory of St. Ronald knows no bounds…

This recap is actually making me wish I’d seen this episode because of the guest stars.

Peggy Noonan, a virtual reality headset that allows the user to see the world through the view of Ronald Reagan’s corpse

I now have a very realistic mental image of Hamilton attempting to eat ice cream (organic paleo-friendly ice cream from a shop ran out of a converted credit union, of course; ginger-lemon flavor) with a fork and getting increasingly frustrated as he workshops zingers for his eventual blog post about this harrowing…

Klobuchar and Brown’s plans are no more politically realistic than Sanders’s. 

In Surprise Rebuke To Wildly Unpopular Ideas, Voters Upend Status Quo By Picking Candidate Who Offers What They Actually Want

Step 1: Picture a bear fondling itself

Put it on your damn socks if you want!

You couldn’t be more wrong, HamNo. I’m only 37.

If it doesn’t, I’m gonna blame you for jinxing it.

I wonder why Ben Reiter didn’t track down any of Bauer’s high school classmates? Why only get one side of the story?

When the skin is thin, a loss is a win. 

Bauer is on the “Post-playing career Curt Schilling in training” program and boys I think he’s gonna pass with flying colors.

I get it. You’re just going along, minding your own business and then, boom, you listen to some news and you’re racist.