Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

The Astros will conveniently discover that Taubman dictated the memo to innocent scribes. 

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

An overeager Derek Jeter often does the same thing.

Oh so its funny when they fall off the wagon, but not when I do?

boof

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

If you contracted the Chargers, their good players could go to other teams with better medical staffs.

I saw a Sixers one in Goodwill once and even for me it was clear that I could not buy it. It was too big, but it was the equivalent of bringing home a Chucky.

Some high school kids are also getting fucked

Seriously, what’s the point of even being a billionaire if you’re a fucking coward? 

“What did I miss?”

Let’s see, this seems to be the current publishing strategy:

1) Print circulation declines;
2) Fire staff and make product worse;
3) Hire new, young, web-first staff;
4) Make website based entirely on reader data;
5) Blame newsroom for inability to sell website;
5) Repeat endlessly from step 2 until you run out of money.

…

Kirk Cousins
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Being So Butt.
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That’s So Raven.
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Raven Butt.
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Trent Dilfer.

Because the Lollipop Guild is full, short stack.

No, down. A 5'11.5 person isn’t 6 foot. 

I have what some might refer to as a “pathological hatred” of geese. I love this game more than anything since ‘Katamari Damacy’. 

After this review, I might take a gander.