now you have something new to talk about with your therapist.  

I hadn’t considered that my therapist even had sex. Now I can’t get it out of my head and won’t sleep for two days. Thanks 

What if it’s a Fleabag-esque Hot Priest? Or does that bump it up to #6? 

Hydra turns all of me into stone IF YOU CATCH MY MEANING

But sadly not the rating of “mythical creatures who would fuck you”. #ConsentMatters

These are all real creatures from Australia, right?

Unless he poses a danger to the public, he should be afforded the opportunity of bail. Everyone should, no exceptions. 

Can they? Sure. Will they? Probably. Should any team actually do it? HELL NO!

100% agreed. I looked at my wife after the PK and said, god I hope we get at least one none PK goal. I think it would’ve felt cheap otherwise, but agreed it was certainly the right call. 

I hope she gets traded to Portland so that every Thorn has its Rose.

She is straight up awesome. I cannot fathom how someone 5'4" can run that fast but she is blindingly fast. That speed erases a lot of mistakes that others make to the point that you don’t even realize there were mistakes made.

They are both undeniably weird as hell and apparently pretty sensitive about it.

How fucking terrible are the Knicks if “looking like cheap idiots” is their preferred narrative?

Philadelphia was heavily reliant on Butler to run the offense in last year’s playoffs and have replaced him with two guys who... can’t do that. Let's see what happens with Simmons. 

Wait, was Rom Romberts just Bret Stephens trying to act casual this whole time?

In his court opinion, Justice Brett Kavanaugh wrote...