No, no, no, for fucks sake. Racist tweets were held up by a sign with beer money, man.

So let me get this straight: a man who held up a sign asking for beer money has old tweets that are racist, and he’s sorry for them? 

Merriam Webster will be seeing you in court for stealing their trade secrets.

So LeBron IS better than Jordan

He wonders why McQueary remembers the campus as being deserted on the night he says he witnessed the assault (Feb. 9, 2001), even though there was a hockey game and a Barenaked Ladies concert on campus that night.

Malcolm Gladwell: “All I’m saying is that jet fuel can’t melt Sandusky’s penis.”

I feel the leadership of Penn State was totally, outrageously attacked over this. I think they’re blameless.

I appreciate these two being adjacent in my feed.

“Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a playoff ticket, deserve neither Liberty nor a ticket. Also: WAR DAMN EAGLE.” —Benjamin Franklin

I think he (not that talented to begin with) went on cruise control in 2009 and now can’t get back to his C+ level of not being the worst person any particular room in Washington, D.C.

“To defeat a Doddering Old Mummy with a Skull Full of Dumpster Juice, you must send another Doddering Old Mummy with a Skull Full of Dumpster Juice”

This is the wholesome content this site should be doing more of.

Big Carl is hot!

Let me know when they make a gigantic Foreigner belt for it.

Exactly. This show SUCKS. If we can’t even make fun of The Newsroom, then the terrorists have already won.

Should’ve kept him away from Joe Namath.

The so-called “workforce” would only spend it on frivolous things like food, housing, clothing and other such unnecessary luxuries.

Even as recently as, say, 15 or 20 years ago, the typical person didn’t read the New York Times regularly, and certainly didn’t read the opinion section regularly. And yet, you probably knew, through osmosis or whatever, that it was the paper of record, written by elites, with its opinion section being the most…

Sounds like David is starting to get a little tired of his young wife’s attitude at the ol’ homestead.