Disappointed to learn that I did not in fact watch the Wolves win their season opener last night, as that obviously could not have happened before Burneko’s annual season preview came out.  Starting off 0-0 just like everyone else this weekend.

I can’t imagine their initial “investigation” went beyond asking Taubman if the comments were directed at anyone, and then credulously accepting him saying “of course not.”

welcome to life as a meme, sooner schooner

Floyd never saves anything for the hike back.

shhhhh barry. they haven’t noticed yet

It is a XXXL that doesn’t come close to fitting, but it also cost like $5 and how could I pass up that chance to own something so cursed.

What are you willing to offer for my Andrew Bynum Cavs jersey?

The story contains Art Briles.

What is the point of having fuck-you-money if you’re never going to say it?

You missed the “rebrand then retract the stupid rebrand” step

more like Subuttai

That’s just my fat fingers but I like it

Where do live that shopping shopping for clothes at 6’4” is hard? Most dudes that height have a 34” inseam, which literally every store carries. And even at that height, wearing larger than a size 12 shoe is rare.

Basements are whatever. It’s low-hanging lighting fixtures that will get you. I’m 6’5” and have definitely given myself cocncussions walking into chandeliers that are above my eyeline but low enough to catch the top of my head.

Everyone taller than me is a monster and everyone shorter is a tiny little baby.

Clearly this is not a Canadian goose.

The ref became suspicious when he heard the crowd start a “no footlongs” chant.

Merriam Webster will be seeing you in court for stealing their trade secrets.

That is what we call being on one. I can cut Romo some slack because he probably knows Flacco personally. But if you’re a fan, Flacco had just sucked ass for like 4 years. Good riddance, and thanks for the ring.

Remember when the Ravens were struggling against the Chargers in the playoffs and Romo kept saying they had to go back to Flacco? Good times.