Ha!

Last thing I need is the university thinking I took a 3 hour shit just because I passed out on the toilet again.

war turkey

A soft primary makes for soft candidates. I can’t think of a single attack ad in history that was crafted from a primary debate. It’s just not the way things work.

Of course. But the primary is not the time for that discussion.

I think a lot of media forgets that the VPs job is mostly cutting ribbons and handing out medals. He hasn’t had a real job (even by politics standards) in 12 years! That’s a long time! Of course his brain is still retired.

While I respect Biden’s career-long strategy of affably standing near more accomplished people (it’s my only skill as well and works great!), you have to recognize that it does not prepare you to lead. The softening of his brain seems to have made him forget the point of it all.

o lawd he cranen’

He turns you into a tortoise and makes you run an eternal race you can never win. You should be scared of Zeno.

Real Housewives is good. It knows what it is, what it intends to be, and it delivers. Newsroom does not.

Waiting for the whole team to come down with mono the way NHL teams kept getting the mumps.

This is your brain on Centrism.

Wow, really sleeping on Kate’s performance in Shooter.

That one hit home, and I’m not even a Giants fan.

Employer-based insurance is great at hiding the cost of healthcare from the end consumer. That’s the only thing people like about it. They’re going to be a lot more angry about seeing the taxes out of a check than they are about their employer paying an insurance company. It’s stupid and counterproductive but it’s…

the real solutions require a left-wing wrench, a right-wing hammer

I can see it, but he feels different to me. More of the “idiot on TV” vibe than “idiot son.”

Boris Johnson is an old money version of Donald Trump mixed with a post-motorcycle-crash Gary Busey.

Welcome to the loneliest position in the world. Advocating for the rights of disfavored criminal defendants is probably the least popular political stance that exists.

Me: violate me with that scorpion tail, daddy