Saw two drivers get into it on a street here in Boston and the one in front starts brake-checking, the one behind starts ... speed-checking? ... and accellerating behind them and then stopping just short to, I dunno, scare them.

When someone in the left lane is passing you, do not accelerate to prevent them from passing you.

I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won. 

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

> Lowry crushed the woman in the chair behind the one he crashed into while chasing the ball and didn’t appear to make any effort to soften the blow. 

“I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like”

Fuckin’ herbs.

Who The Hell Wants To Run The Wizards?

“Yeah, Bigfoot, that’s the ticket!” Me, nervously, after making a mess in the Sideling Hill rest stop along the PA turnpike in 2006.

Obviously the only reasonable conclusion is that the FBI finally murdered Bigfoot.

If you think for a minute that we taxpayers didn’t pay for this whole family of grifters to get new duds because this was a work event . . .

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Ivanka is excellent Kinja?

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

I got a poll call on my day off a while back and answered every question. I was also super drunk.

Don't let him fool you.  Cats are the oppressors.

The Beast is stymied but the most mundade of the UK’s antifaschistische objects.

Oof, I can already imagine the Dead Letters on this one. Gary is going to really lay into you from his Nextel i580 powered by PrimeCo.

“12 months spent undergoing hormone therapy”