We’ll probably play the Yankees, so....yeah.

His footwork is amazing. This isn’t one of those where he can set himself and get a running start at the throw. The catch takes him back to the wall and the he bounces forward into the throw. So impressive. 

defending the “Judeo-Christian West.”

Why not with *cheese?

Drake is a monster. Does no one remember that he used to pretend to be handicapped?!

Thank you! The presence of chocolate on the tip of that knife and the hack job done to that stack paint a deeply grim picture of this man’s fork-and-knife skills.

it would be funny for a Canadian team to have the NBA champtionship before the Stanley Cup, but that’s NAFTA for you

It’s exceedingly bizarre the two consensus best players in this series are probably leaving their teams this summer.

The, ah, preview before the series starts?

Dom, please stop piling on. Show some MRSA.

I am also shocked that a Boston team would have anything to do with a website that is basically what an online version of a New England WASP who can quote every Family Guy rape joke.

-Vladimir Putin in November, 2016.

As if I needed another reason to not watch hockey and/or root against Boston sports. 

So they want a test that will tell them to do what they were already going to do in the first place? Who exactly is this test supposed to provide an air of legitimacy to? Oh right someone with a friend in the administration wants their shitty DNA testing company to get a payout.

It’s funny because as I think about it, SI really is one of those things that for me represents a very clear demarcation between the pre-Internet and post-Internet worlds. So there is a weird nostalgia in it for me for the days when I was stupid enough to like Rick Reilly’s jokes.

Not to be outdone, Dave Portnoy today announced the introduction of Barstool Sports Medical Clinics, focused primarily on the having-his-prostate-checked-regularly-by-female-interns space.

Meet Me In Alpha Centauri

“I don’t know, Dennis. What did the five fingers say to the face?”

He typed “John Bolton” into the search function and found a bunch of pictures of feckless Hawks.

It’s gotta be “clapping,” right? Because of this Pelosi gif?