Bob is much smarter than Trump. I doubt Trump is even organized enough to keep records of all his crimes. Remember, he said he had never seen a lawyer taking notes before and the idea baffled him.

I love how the narrative before the election was, “He doesn’t even WANT to win. He’s going to quit running any day.”
Then he won and a bunch of broken brain dipshits are like, “My god he’s a genius! When it looks like he’s doing reactionary, dumbass bathering, he’s actually 5-dimension chessing!”

Our whole nation seems to be governed by the sunk cost fallacy.

It’s gonna turn out he fractured three ankles

The civics test is already a load of horseshit, as I guarantee you even most PoliSci majors would have trouble passing it on the first go, and we’re asking this of people who may—at times—be coming here with little knowledge of the nation apart from, “My family can be safe there.”

The English comprehension bit is also…

Get well Drew.

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Oh my fucking god, Drew! I’m so sorry that you went through that and I’m so fucking happy you’re alive! To share I went through something milder than that last year. I had 3-4 episodes where I was shaking badly. One time when I was going to work and it was so bad I couldn’t put the lid on my coffee; a stranger had to…

As Ive said before, the rule should be that if you’re polling below Mike Gravel you are automatically out. 

True.
It did work for a while, of course. It makes other players step up and win the game for the Bucks. The issue I see for the Raptors is that on any given night a number of Bucks players are capable of doing what Lopez did last night. Though I suppose it is also true that Kawhi can be used on virtually anyone else…

No one despises Black more than I but no accepting a pardon isn't an admission of guilt. Black always maintained his innocence. One would be a fool to not take the pardon. The only silver lining is maybe, just maybe, Black will move stateside again. You can keep him by the way. 

“competent enough defensively”

“We’ve known each other a long time,” Black says Trump told him on the call. “But that wasn’t any part of the reason [for the pardon]. Nor has any of the supportive things you’ve said and written about me.”

But, check three point percentages. The non-Lopez Bucks were awful from deep despite Toronto sagging 3 or 4 guys into the lane on Giannis drives consistently. This could just have easily been a massive blowout.

the April 7 Bell ding dong in the throwbacks... shout-out Willie Stargell!

Pope Thrower for Jets GM

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

Between his hair and his voice I don’t even know how they took him seriously even before bullshit starting leaking out his mouth. 

The difference is that your wife remembers telling you to do them.  Trump seems to have the memory of a goldfish.

“shArED jUdaeo-CHrIsTiaN-SUni VAlUes”