Ainge is the idiot who, by coyly broadcasting his promise to trade the team’s stock of young players for Davis if only the New Orleans Pelicans would wait until the summer, poisoned and destroyed the fragile internal ecosystem of a team with once-legitimate and now-ruined championship ambitions.

Me: Please. Aubrey Huff doesn’t have any fans.

[Phone rings from replay booth]

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

Omelette you finish, but who’s shelling out for that breakfast?

Also, I’m fucking tired of this “magical Donald Trump” bullshit. He doesn’t warp the people he comes into contact with, like goddamn Sauron in Lord of the Rings. He’s a fucking moron with delusions of grandeur. Those people come to him because they want to belly up to the corruption trough and slurp up sweet, sweet,…

well that’s the single dumbest thing they’ve published since... yesterday’s Mustache Ride

Counterpoint: Her argument is brain worm food but she’s actually kinda right! Big, empty states where white folks’ votes count more than those uhhh how do I put this politely “urban” and “athletic” voters is absolutely, positively the center of Republican electoral strategies.

We also tend to be a little disdainful of other parts of America with their pet regional concerns that didn’t and don’t translate perfectly for us.

This blog’s written in... NEE-YEW YAUWURK CITEH?!?!? 

+1 deep fryer to the face

Honestly though putting that song into people’s psychological space is downright antisocial.

I’ll tell you the same thing I tell my toddler when she sings that song.

Yeah, as I posted elsewhere, it was actually when they first hired Ackerman McQueen as their marketing agency.  

We come now to send him off in the only way we know how: by roasting his ass.

With her, apparently. None of the NRAers have used that terminology that I could find. Good to know she’s widening the net to literally everyone who’s ever held a weapon in their hand for whatever reason.

It’s not enough to have a hunting rifle locked up in the closet, or a pistol in a safe. To demonstrate how fervently you believe in owning the libs, you have to openly carry a firearm with you everywhere you go at all times. 

I think “gun-toters” sounds like “crazy-eyed lunatic, waving a gun around and yelling a lot”, but maybe that's just me

It’s not Simmons, per se. It’s almost certainly a combination of Embiid being a strong defender even when his offensive game is off and Greg Monroe (-18 yesterday) just getting absolutely torched in the PnR when Embiid sits (and somehow the Sixers not having a better backup C option than a guy who wasn’t on an NBA rost…

So they kept the not-at-all touted UCLA QB who hasn’t amounted to much after three seasons, and traded the somewhat-touted UCLA QB who didn’t amount to much after one season. Makes sense.