I’m a Christian and my Christian beliefs are you don’t do interracial marriage. That’s the way I was brought up and that’s the way I believe,” he said. “I have black friends, I hired black people. But when it comes to all this stuff you see on TV, when you see blacks and whites together, it makes my blood boil because…

Sports are trashy tabloid reality TV shows for men.

No, no. You’re just mistaken.

Also my immediate takeaway. Fuck that guy.

I was gonna say, he got his payback, but the odds of him dying alone and being undiscovered until his neighbors notice the foul odor just doubled.

And now you’re back to no friends.  You sure showed him....

Ah, but he left himself a loophole: flatly deny ever having done the first thing. Even when someone plays you a video of yourself doing Thing A, claim that you never did Thing A, because Thing Negative A is clearly the correct answer and you would never have done anything else.

Made even weirder because his excuse for doing it the first time was that the government was shutdown! now he’s locked in to “cold fast food is good for college athletes” because he forgot that was why he did it?

Kim Mulkey’s grimace at the sight of a fast food spread for the Baylor Women’s Basketball team’s visit to the White House is worth a thousand words.

Jokic would float along the surface, like a delicious doughy cloud of puff pastry.

Re: Free Market.

Ah yes! Let us gather around the fire and hear tell of Sam’s meaty role in The Hobbit. 

Every time someone brings up this good guy with a gun argument, I always remind them of the armed gunman that attacked outside of the Empire State building. All of the wounded and casualties were due to the cross fire from trained police officers.

[Former English teacher] Joy Behar gives him every opportunity to re-frame his apologies to Anita Hill in the active voice - even offering him the verbiage (“...how I treated you”) - and he doubles down on using the passive voice (“...how you were treated”); he can not even accept her gift (and it was a gift).

pause to imagine this guy handing out copies of the Mueller report on a street corner, in the hopes that it will change people’s minds.

Jesus Christ, we’re not only all lawyers, we’re reliving the goddamn LSAT.

f: getting hit by a bus : being at the top of a Deadspin list

I know! The last thing I want in the morning is another step in deciding what to wear. It’s annoying enough thinking “do these ‘go’ together?” in a fashion sense. I don’t want to think about it in a technical sense too.