Jones has all the right attributes: Will, Height, Intelligence, Tenacity, Eye-hand coordination.

Hey Giants fans:  I will buy you a new life, yes I will. 

“Maybe we’re going to be the Green Bay Model, where Rodgers sat for three years. Who knows?”

I have great difficulty understanding how pathetic one must be to go to a football stadium to watch the NFL Draft. This is the equivalent of people in the ‘90s camping out in front of their local Tower Records to be the first to buy the new album by, like, Everclear.

agree 100%. Housing policy and density is also climate policy. We can get much more dense across our big cities in this country (with maybe the exception of parts of NYC) and then we’d barely be scraping the density of notable hellscapes <checks notes> like Paris and Amsterdam.

well that and the fact taht money is infinite. Real resources are obviously not but money is endless. We can always make more of it.

Like a good mother laying out her son’s clothes to wear, Untuckit is ever the problem-solver.

I find UNTUCKITs success very confusing. I’m not their demo (I’m a man but I like clothes and can dress myself).

If this was a sponsored post untuckit wasted their money. A quarter of the article talks about how companies like this treat men like babies and the rest of it questions why they even exist. 

Save your mewling for the judge.

This is the kind of thing I can imagine happening to Ben Shapiro, who would then devote an entire podcast to it. 

Self Check-out/ express:

Don’t worry about it. I just navigated t a new page and saw I suddenly had a boatload of replies so I figured I said something dumb, the only question was what.

Like an Alana Turing Test?

One ding is plenty.  You are cooking something in a microwave. This means you want it as soon as possible.  Anything you forget in a microwave is something you didn't need in the first place.

Please settle a debate: Is Back to the Future a sci-fi movie?

I’ve mounted a TV before

Ex-Champ Onlooker on Snooker Pressure-cooker: “Motherfooker!”

Ahh yes my favorite category of Deadspin article: the sport I have no idea how to play. 

Lots of cheap punches to the back of the head, but I guess that’s what they do.