Are we SURE that this guy hasn't killed anybody?

When someone says “I have a sense of humor” you just know it’s gotta be true.

I was low-key devastated when we ran out of Grahams

I was born to a non-practicing, Jewish family. East coast, liberal, thinks education is a good thing; you know the type.

Oh Jesus.

I keep on hearing about internet idiots like this doing the most ridiculous things that seemingly get no press coverage, but more online people hear about them, and someone will mention “the two guys who tried to make a movie ‘exposing’ Anita Sarkeesian and failed hilariously after spending their crowdfunding on…

Spoiler alert: he is not.

“That was the best sporting event I’ve ever attended” my mother who if you had asked her 2 years ago would have said she didn’t like basketball. She went to 10+ games this year. Thank you Joker, Jamal and Mike Malone 

What’s amazing about these guys and O’Keefe is that some right wing think tank is paying them good money to act like imbeciles.

why do these two assholes remind me of the dickhead mortgage brokers from the big short?

Right? Like you can’t even turn a deep-state assassin’s attempt to silence you for your whistleblowing on what actually happened to Seth Rich into at least a Drudge Report weekly column? *sad*

This is like Grover’s monster at the end of the book. I know you say “WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A JOKE.” but damn if I don’t want to read it anyway to see if it’s a really good joke.

Drew wrote in this week’s Funbag about getting waxed by his own dang kid in FIFA 19. In our staff chatroom, I mentioned that the one time my own young son succeeded in beating me in Street Fighter II on the SNES Classic (after roughly 200 tries)

I knew a guy once. He lost his Lord of the Family status in a best-of-three NBA Jam TE series.

Now his son writes him in as a dependent on his taxes. Boomshakalaka.

But if the code is mashing A-B-A-B-A-B how would that be any different than how you and Drew play video games now?

Either way, not a creep, Baracka is just a troll.

Lazy people are looking for handouts, while the rest of us go get hand jobs.

Oversight ranking Republican member Rep. Jim Jordan

A helpful thing to remember whenever David Frum and Bret Stephens want to tell Democrats what they need to do to beat Trump is that they utterly failed to stop him from winning the GOP nomination.

Although, I think that if they ended up doing that in a major city like San Francisco, Oakland, or Los Angeles, you might be surprised by how quickly government and private groups would find people shelter. I think that is part of the reason that they were targeting smaller communities. There is a difference between…