Your probably under 27 and went to a public school. You’re grasp of actual world history

I’ll chalk you up 

To start the season, he is, incredibly, 0-for-17 with 11 strikeouts. (For the record, his triple-slash is .000/.190/.190.)

“I thought the criminal justice system was perfect in 99.9 percent of the situations.”

For most of high school, my “wife” was also a towel.

The latest GOP talking point is that big scary drug-dealing puppy-raping baby-murderers can sneak into the country and mutter the magic word “asylum” whilst waving their wand, which puts a force field around them that can’t be penetrated by law enforcement and can only be removed years later by the liberal-controlled l…

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

I’ve never been more confident in anything than I am in Jordan Rodgers being at least three of these anonymous sources.

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

I’ve made the joke about ownership needing to step in on situations like this in Green Bay, but honestly, that likely would have helped here. Dan Snyder could have given them day passes to the closest Six Flags, so that McCarthy & Rodgers could bond on some roller coaster. Paul Allen could have gotten them invited to…

Well, they do say that cruelty is the point, not just a side effect.  No doubt Joe Arpaio will promote this policy to Trump and the Trumpsters, and next thing we know, it will apply to Federal inmates as well.

Flagged for hate speech.

I’m saying all that other stuff. 

The referendum was an act of desperation to get re-elected by David Cameron, who only got in because Gordon Brown had all the charisma of a dead horse.

But instead of wearing newly bought Carhartt overalls and carrying a can of Copenhagen, he decided to wear a bowler and smoke an ostentatious pipe! 

Hm

I didn’t have it pre-written. I’d long since given up on the idea that we’d ever need it.

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buddy,, they won’t even let me fuck the mace

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