Prince should either be in prison for life somewhere or dangling at the end of a rope.

Have they considered just not paying players and instead offer them experience and worthless degrees?

There are no anti-SLAPP laws in Russia.

Even if you have employer provided coverage, patient choice simply means “choose any doctor from this list we provide of in-network doctors, or you can keep your old doctor but it will cost you twice (or three times) as much to visit them.” That’s not choice, but if all of the doctors in the country are “in-network”…

James Rang was described as a “businessman” in Iowa....

My first thought was thank goodness Jason isn’t alive to see this. 

I have twitter ptsd

I’m all for the revolution until my internet and AC goes down.

It’s because Iowa is one of the blue states that according to this brilliant meme will be slaughtered in the coming civil war. 

“I can make it bigger. But only for, like, 15 seconds.”

I’m outraged that Doordash pays its drivers so little that they have to play minor league ball to make ends meet.

Hiding under my clothes when I get dressed

It was one of those Extremely Weird Jokic games where he just didn’t seem very interested in playing and kinda moved around offensively like he ate a big ole plate of pasta in between each quarter. His buzzer beater was his 10th and 11th points of the night, for Pete’s sake!

I wonder if part of it is that he looks like such a doughy goober. In baseball or football we are used to wide range of body types being good, but I feel like I know what a basketball player is suppose to look like. If he look more athletic I wonder if he would get more credit. 

It’s actually more absurd when you realize that the toaster in the picture up there is the $150, and people are paying an extra $500 for this:

A bottle of wine is made of glass so you can drink the whole thing and honestly say you only had one glass.

MERRY DREWMAS ONE AND ALL

It’s Face Off meets Soul Man as a buddy cop movie. It’s... 21 Jumpshot Street !

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