Even worse...

Fun fact, I managed a few of our firm’s investments in a couple hedge funds ran by MidOcean. I was sent an LL Bean jacket with their logo stitched in the back at Christmas. 

I swear to God, I read this headline as “Football Genius Chuck Grassley: The Cowboys Threw It To Dez Bryant Too Much Last Season” and it still made just as much sense to me.

“Without immigration restrictions, there are no national borders. Without national borders, there are no nation-states.” 

Lol. My favorite is when he blames immigrants for the high incarceration rate of black men. Why, if not for these immigrants everywhere, he and the rest of polite society would have noticed that most of the black guys are in jail. 

This hasn’t been this dude’s natural hair color since the Truman Administration.

Yeah he’s not even frum here.

In an essay full of circular logic and straw-man arguments, I think my favorite was when he pointed out that industries that heavily employ undocumented immigration have appalling safety records, as if that’s a fault of immigration and not, y’know, those industries.

The View could really develop a nice call and response between her and the audience if every time she brought up McCain as her father the audience would respond “That’s why you’re here!”

The haggadad

She’s flogged that corpse so much her LinkedIn profile lists “Grave Robber” as a newly acquired skill.

Go Bears!

No matter how hard he tried to bury the pain with endless hours of crunches, Jim could not exorcise the demons of his past.

How times change- 10 years ago, Koy Signals just meant the Eagles still hadn’t found a decent backup QB.

Control of height means control of the football game. From being pretty tall, the masters of infinity would have the power to control the game’s deep bombs, to change the bad plays to good plays at the line of scrimmage, to cause other football men to be inspired by leadership, to create a manly football brand, and to…

+1 axis out of the plane

ESPN later revealed that Adam Silver was being interviewed by Henry Cavill’s mustache.

I assume Alex is under the care of real doctors, so not like Steve Jobs at all.

And he closes with a joke when all you want to do while watching it is cry.

He wouldn’t be so smart without all those CARDS!