I don’t think we sat with jackbooted tots long enough. I’m still there.

The whitest piece of knowledge in my brain is that I only know the “hoodwinked, bamboozled” quote is from Malcolm X because Dave Chappelle uses it in Robin Hood: Men in Tights.

These thoughts actually fit together very well. They are a rather succinct distillation of what the Noonans of the world have been saying all along: things should be better, the rich should do right by all of us, but no one should be so uncouth as to demand it. That would be unseemly.

Wonder if all of the worst writers are going to keep referring to him as “Mr. Kraft.”

Roth, they should send you to Davos next year so you can live as the Jane Goodall of rich morons that you were born to be.

Maybe you should stop trying to eat your sandwich with a spoon.

What the fuck happened to your forks?

He’s not a real wizard until he drinks enough of that beer to shit his pants.

The dog army is prepared to move through the snow:

Is the idea of adding coffee or raisins for if the sauce doesn’t already have a bunch of, like, ancho or pasilla in it? Or are you actually trying to add sweetness with the raisins and not just those flavor notes?

Burneko food column!

Tight labor markets, by themselves, are not enough to spur wage growth. Every time we have a labor shortage in a specific field, our policymakers react in the same way: deciding that we are not training enough engineers/nurses/coders/etc. and trying to incentivize more people to get training.

“It’s actually self-affirming to not have friends” is one way to go through life, I guess.

“There’s not even any racial dogwhistles! This is amateur hour.”

In-game or, like, in a game of horse? Because if Steph has to nutmeg someone on every bounce shot he’s only going to make like 25% and beat Russ handily.

That’s not how summary judgment works. The fact that their case survived a motion for summary judgment means they had something. It may not have been very much, and we may never now. But it wasn’t nothing.

Congrats to Kaep for getting the bag, but I can’t help but be disappointed we’re probably never going to see his evidence. I want to know which owner was stupid enough to put something in an email (Snyder, obviously, but I want to see it).

Is Rooney going to show up with a bag of money?

This beef has been recalled due to high levels of prions.

I’m sure Elliot has written some impassioned defenses of human rights and democracy while living as a think tank goober. And his colleagues would love for that to be enough to define his legacy. Because they want it to be enough to define their own.