I’m torn on these Prince tribute jerseys because those colors are great but that font is terrible.

It’s going to be very exciting when Trump decides to bring back Henry Kissinger after he starts a war with North Korea.

I support this, because outside is nice and I don’t want Trump to enjoy nice things. Stay inside forever, my special milk boy.

Further evidence that the rich do not possess souls.

only thing missing is winky pulling out her vape on the course

It took King openly endorsing white supremacy in the New York Times for the “smart” conservatives like Ben Shapiro to realize he’s a racist. So it’s not surprising that some of the stupider ones are still catching up.

“Fear” is just a useful shorthand for something like “concern over wasting a possession.” I don’t think the writers or the readers are under the impression that Simmons is literally afraid to shoot.

I have brought you a trade. Please enjoy it’s absurdity.

This is backwards. I kept trying to get my parents to trade my siblings for more useful assets (an SNES, or a dog) when growing up. I assume this is a universal trait and not at all evidence of my own sociopathy.

The same team that finished 7th in the East with a negative point differential? Yeah, the roster isn’t completely overhauled but if you think those two teams are the same your eyes are broken.

They’re going to have the best player on the court in every series, and they’ve put up one of the best point differentials in NBA history so far this season. Start living with the expectations.

legit lol on that one

It’s going to be so awesome when the Bucks win the Finals after all the drama this year.

Another reason to trade AD now: no matter what they do, the Pelicans are going to suck for years and everybody in that front office is getting fired. Why spend the next year pretending to field offers for Davis and doing work when you can just seal the deal now and go back to whatever it is front office staff do most…

I think AP students in general would have a higher rate of being knowledgeable, for sure. They’ve chosen to take a more challenging course. The college student is more likely to be disengaged, drunk, or stoned at any given moment. Which would give Schultz a chance.

If you grabbed a random poli-sci student off of a college campus, would that student, on average, know more or less about American politics than Howard Schultz? For the purpose of this hypothetical, the student remains in whatever state of chemically adjusted consciousness in which you found them.

She just doesn’t want to get hacked the way you hacked Comey.

While the shitting your pants story is great, the people still want to know if you had your 19th birthday at Chuck E Cheese.

Yeah, he’s a nonentity in the public consciousness. His main public performance was selling the Sonics away from Seattle. He’s got all the negative rich guy stories (cheap gifts, screwing over employees, fucking over a city) and none of the good ones like charity work.

It’s a hostage negotiation where he’s wearing a suicide vest made out of hot dogs. There’s a reason even the most right wing Republicans don’t run on “entitlement reform” as a platform. It’s quite possibly the least popular position a politician can take.