Can we play “Find Tiffany in this photo” for the next 4 years? I think that would be fun.

One of my last semesters in college I had let my roommate talk me into renting an apartment at a really weird apartment complex in Austin called the Metropolis which was painted psychedelic colors and housed a lot of artistic and obviously drug friendly people. I was a middle class kid from a small town and a huge…

This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.

The good news... an infinite supply of energy for my iPhone.

I have no horse. None at all. And I don't think the Kardashian/Jenner daughters are entitled to any kind of protection against criticism. I think they're pretty vapid and profoundly dim, but I don't think they deserve to be called flesh receptacles or sperm dumpsters or whores or worthless non-humans. If you'd like to…

HER STOMACH LOOKS LIKE MINE!!!! HER THIGHS LOOK LIKE MINE!

I can only boggle at the fact that Dr. Trust is so aptly named, Robin Jane!

James Middleton:

You are assuming this wouldn't be largely spun to blame her for her own murder.

People are already murdered specifically for being women, and people make excuses for it while claiming it's not about sexism. This happens even when the murdered outright say it's because they hate women and want to kill them. So, as weird as it is to say: I wish that were true.

It feels weird to say, "I'd like to think that's true!" but even so, I don't think it would be true.

That's my purse!
I don't know you!

At last, evidence that you should always bring Spears to a knife fight.

#NotAllSlytherins

Here, save the nacre on your pearls. Clutching them mars the lustre.

The internet is always why we can't have nice things! Taking nude pics of each other used to be a spicy fun sexytimes thing to do, because you could feel all naughty like a porn-star without having your nakednesses on display for the whole world.