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You’re right, we should definitely turn our attention to the bounce pass.

I mean, I think there are many problems with the film. Some are structural and objective, some are purely subjective.

I don’t know, just seems to me a movie about space wizards shouldn’t need this much effort put into defending it if it actually is a good movie.

If that pool was in Minnesota, he would have bounced off of it.

Shouldn’t it say “My mom went full blackface and all I got was this stupid hoodie”?

Jeezus!

Which one was Alex Trebek and which one was the contestant? All white people look alike to me.

Need? No. But “private club” covers a lot of ground, and I’m not sure how you’d write the law to differentiate. Additionally, the exception is there to act as a check on governmental power. It’s a lot about your privacy rights and rights of association/assembly. The government does not have unrestricted power to…

You opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Wut

He also seems to believe that the second largest continent on Earth is a monoculture. Idiot.

Fun fact:

Ronaldo doesn’t see what is so bad about that statue.

Dwight would start the new series only appearing in cameos, having somehow gotten a Trump White House gig. Short-lived, of course.

Yeah, who wants to see a beloved entity be taken over by some corporate overlords? Why that’d be like this here AV Club being purchased by some large conglomerate and shifting its editorial viewpoint to accommodate their new corporate masters.

Dude, you picked the weirdest possible hill to die on. Do Americans have tunnelvision? You bet. Did Trump happen to the entire world? Abso-fucking-lutely.

The USMNT failed to qualify in the weakest region on the planet for the 2018 World Cup.

It’s almost as if Dan thinks politics have implications on a global scale. How silly of him.

(And if anyone should be ashamed, it’s the person snootily bloviating for three paragraphs about an imaginary slight. You can actually read your monocle fogging up with indignation as you typed that out.)