White people don’t use washcloths

For real, toxic masculinity is a thing but in this situation your options are:

“Hey man, can you check this ball for me without calling the cops?”

I don’t know about that ranking, ‘cause this story is a first. We’ve known for years some people can’t stand POC listening to any kind of music in their cars...

It is not possible to foul his ass enough after this. I hope the next time he is at the store buying an avocado, someone elbows him onto his ass and takes the fruit.

For real that’s the most mild blowing part of this to me. That motherfucker has no shame. I’d have handed in membership and not even driven by that gym. I’d be growing a beard, getting a different haircut and switching sports for life on the off chance someone would recognize my bitch ass. This motherfucker walks back…

Hey honey, how about we...

I don’t like to perpetuate false notions of masculinity, but dang dude, be a man about this.  If it was that hard a pick, throw a punch or cuss or something that isn't being a total baby.  Where's your pride?  

Giving acknowledgement to the comments in this thread, I’d like to petition The Root to implement a “NOT THE ONION” tag for future stories such as this.

HE CAME BACK AND TRIED TO GET INTO ANOTHER GAME!!!!!

Holy shit, you knew Tyler too?!?! I fucking hated that guy.

This is what happened to the “My dad’s a lawyer” kid from your HS.

Simple steps:

FUCK baby driver

Whoa-ho-ho we got a contrarian here! Tell us your other hot takes, everyone on the internet is interested. 

I have a similar story: Girl I worked with was repeatedly lamenting to me she had no one to go see a new movie with her, also mentioning how her sister’s boyfriend was taking her sister to it.

Took about a week of her doing this before the lightbulb went off in my head that she wanted me to take her. Long story short,…

That makes no sense. If a machine can get a dude hard, is he now suddenly attracted to machines? Of course not. His body’s physical reaction doesn’t actually imply any attraction.

“Those who do learn from history are doomed to screaming in horror as everyone else happily repeats it.”

I dont think Sensitive Joss Whedon has anything to do with this one.

Jackson says Larson wants Captain Marvel “to be a special film” that will “represent women” with “heart and depth,” and she’s taking that responsibility “very seriously” by doing research on female pilots and other real-life struggles. Jackson also notes that Captain Marvel is “the most powerful character in the…