I applaud you, good sir, for your commitment to inclusiveness, but take umbrage with your slander of the genre I mostly enjoy! You have incited the rage of nerdery, and I shall unglove my hand and teach you respect!

His Cave Johnson performance sent me to the moon and back.

Once summer starts, I really enjoy shandys or something along those lines. Leinenkugel's Summer Shandy is always welcome on a hot day and recently I've been digging New Belgium's tangerine IPA: Citradelic.

After having now seen it, I really enjoyed it. I think it compares nicely to Captain America: The First Avenger. It's nice to see DC have a little fun. I thought Gal Gadot and Chris Pine were both really good and had great chemistry together, leaps and bounds ahead of Amy Adams and Henry Cavill. It's just a damn shame…

It's OK, I think you're both monsters.

If almost anyone can do it, it's not a great achievement. If you have personal issues that make this type of activity difficult, I'm happy for you. But I'm tired of the motivational porn. You can walk all this stuff or go around barriers at a Tough Mudder. Where's the challenge? It feels pretty masturbatory just to be…

They're all over Minnesota, too. There's even one in the hundreds for some sort of triathlete or something. I mean, I like running and staying active, but I'm getting so annoyed with everyone being a personal trainer or having "motivational" Instagrams. Just be the conceited bastard you are.

Alamo Drafthouse should have done a double Feature with Fury Road to really castrate the guys who thought Furiosa was an affront to Mad Max.

So no one is ever going to read this, and I really enjoy Ted Danson's Hank and think he's doing a great job. Buuuut….who the fuck decided that he should be wearing those winter boots?? It's quite obviously not the middle of winter right now, boots are a pain to put on, and definitely slow you down. Being from…

Wouldn't a proper cucking entail Trump being forced to watch Macron and Melania holding hands together. Obviously only be summoned over when Melania's hands needed a nice lotioning after all the hot and action with Macron?

Using a Led Zeppelin song for the trailer was probably expensively unnecessary.

I went to see Todd Glass last night at the Hopkins Comedy Theater. I was listening to his podcast a couple weeks back and he said he was looking for a drummer and keyboardist for the show. So I told a friend about it and he reached out to Todd and got the gig. That was pretty cool. I didn't get to meet him but it was…

I can't fault you. I didn't like it the first time I saw it. The second time I watched it was on a rainy afternoon and the mood was perfect.

"I found all of the dildos" was never something I thought I'd be typing on a pop culture website.

47 isn't a great metricritic score.

I like his music.

Pffftt. Whatever. I wouldn't like my own asshole even if I could.

Fucking cats, always tossing their own salad.

Reading Lord of the Rings after Fellowship came out but before seeing Two Towers definitely diluted my enjoyment of the series. With Harry Potter, I watched the first four movies before reading the book and I enjoy both book and movies. I guess for me, I had to learn how to separate the books from the on screen…

My god, Ernie's awful shirt tucks are a nice touch for his character. It drove me insane in this episode. But it also endears him more and makes the firing that much worse.