I like Lana but I can't really listen to her much. It's kinda depressing.

He is the son of Alien God, after all.

If a Unicorn Frapuccino is made in a Starbucks and no one is around to Instagram it, does it have a taste?

I mean, when you come from a small town and then get to go to Duluth and eat at a fancy restaurant like Olive Garden…it's pretty good.

Just gonna have to settle for KFC's 5 Buck Lunch I guess.

First they came for Olive Garden and I said nothing.

And vaginas for me. I didn't know they were supposed to gush…

That's still a pretty decent head of hair overall. I'm receding a little but I think I'll make it into my 50s with just a fivehead.

I enjoyed watching Mike dismantle his car with Badbadnotgood playing over it.

I really enjoyed today's episode with those Silly-con Valley guys.

I'm pretty sure I heard about ocular babies being made at PCC. I'm guessing it's a pretty common occurrence at any strict establishment.

My brothers and sisters went to a Baptist school that talked about Pensacola Christian College as a good university to check out. I've read forums where former students talk about the absolutely rules that they, human adults, had to follow.

Tell me more.

Heynongman.

Take my free hand!

But despite the formation of this unprecedented league of heroes—Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg and The Flash—it may already be too late to save the planet from an assault of catastrophic proportions.

His abs are more defined through a winter coat than me without a shirt on.

He's made boatloads of money despite starring in critically panned movies?

He can't leave Sunny, because of the implication…

It's about Time Bobby headed for greener pastures.