If my grandfather had known anything about football, was Italian, wasn’t a roaring racist or unable to control his bouts of violence, and hadn’t died from cirrhosis when I was ten, this could totally be him, as he to was an old guy with glasses. Memories.

Wait till you hear her music.

I have never been angrier at Iggy Azalea.

It’s actually about ethics in sixth grade track sports reporting.

Is it bad that we just skipped the “2nd kid:” step here and went directly to “3rd kid..” for our second?

Congrats on your first child Mike! Here is what you have to look forward to if you have more.

You are correct. There are others.

This is the best story I have ever seen. I love his comment about white people hiding hockey from him.

The guy driving the car must be thrilled he can finally pass her.

Holding out a cup filled with water and then dropping it would've been an ace.

“Hey, this guy just called me ‘Ruth’s Chris.’”

And still a dickhead.

What’s so scary, Barry? If he goes off the edge he’s just going to hover.

That cat has seen some shit.

I sit across from a very senior member of my company and just shot coffee out of my nose onto a white shirt and light trousers. My day is ruined.

That’s the good shit.

Ouch. I hope her Sinn’s Fein.

Craig Ludwig and his ENORMOUS shin pads.

A married couple we know recently got pregnant, and sent my wife and me an online survey to rank potential baby names.