It’s usually a highly advanced fitness tracking device that many clubs are using to monitor a player’s training performance - heart rate, oxygen processing, distance-covered, exertion, etc - to optimize performance and avoid injury.

Someone on the Twitter noted this looks like “the expression of a Disney Prince having just had his nuts smashed by a runaway fruit cart” which is absolutely perfect.

Genuine question for Deadspin editors: Do you track average time-spent on an article for your writers? Because for Haisley story I click on, I finish the first terrible paragraph, give a quick scroll to see how unnecessarily long it invariably is, and close the browser window having wasted no more than 7 seconds. I…

SHOCKING DEVELOPMENT: Man who lives in FSB safe-house across the street from FSB headquarters in regular contact with FSB.

About eight years ago I shared a ground-level apartment with my then-girlfriend (now wife!) in Brooklyn Heights. From a couple Halloween’s earlier I had an old Yetti costume and wore it to hand out candy to the neighborhood kids in front of our place. At some point early in the evening, Jim Gaffigan stopped with his…

Or..... is this just an excuse for you to post all the Vines you ever created?

Ben Bithop

Sort of unrelated, but hoping someone can help: every time I reset my Spotify password or login to Spotify on a new device, it automatically reactivates my deactivated Facebook account since I originally used Facebook to create my Spotify account many, many years ago. This seems to be an unsolvable problem based on my…

How would they do that? They don’t have a car, the buses don’t work and they live 26.219 miles away from the border.

Counterpoint: Deadspin doesn’t have too much soccer, but Deadspin soccer posts could each be approximately 80% shorter. Someone get Billy an editor.

The hockey stove is so fucking hot.

Hey good thing that ball wainwright above that bird.

This is a terrible story.

Moose Knuckle. It’s called a Moose Knuckle on a man.

Dear Best Fans in Baseball. STOP.

Bravo to KWTX!

So to clarify, we can ONLY use this on cats? Asking for a friend.

I too remember playing Rock, Paper, Scissors at Met games as a kid. My favorite player to compete with by far, was Dwight Gooden. He was always so easy to beat, as he went for the rock every single time.