At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

It was actually on TripAdvisor and it got three answers. The first person said 2-3 hour or so, and that was corrected THREE MINUTES LATER by another person that said no, no, it is actually 2.5-3 hours. Then someone wrote some stupid bullshit about outs. I can’t imagine how bored you’d have to be to post answers to…

I just love it when, after a lifetime of searching, a person finds their porpoise in life.

Wasn’t 1 painful shot at the horn enough for that guy?

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

Papa John 3:16

Austin has put on 316 lbs

Thanks Trudeau

April 1, 2016: Deadspin’s finest, though perhaps final, hour.

Oh yeah, well life goes on
Long after the kid
you killed is gone.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

two american kids killing toddlers in the heartland

Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

“Chicks”? Ugh, Deadspin has become so sexist this morning.

Have any of you not eaten bananas before, and is willing to eat one on camera for us? Preferably slowly.

I didn’t know you could do that from inside the kitchen.

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

The prodigal juggalette returns.

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

Chimera attacks Gost? Sounds like a plot of Xena: Princess Warrior.