It’s none of my business who he sleeps with. Although I bet Matthew Broderick is pretty upset.

Anyone else see this gem on twitter?

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

FYI...There is a Hooters next door as well.

Dude makes Laettner seem like a fun and cool guy.

The Great White Nope

Careful Samer, he could be a teenage blogger.

“As the equation explains, a baseball’s backspin gives it the lift it needs to leave the park, but its trajectory and force rely on the batter’s grit, determination, and ability to play the game the right way.”

The thing that really makes this, other than the everything, is that the puck was going in BEFORE he touched it and the goal spotlights shine on him for an extended period after the biff.

He should’ve seen it coming. It happened during injury time.

Given the words “Tokyo Sexwale” will be printed on the ballot, the answer is “much sillier.”

How sillier can it get from this shitshow?

Holy shit, where is that bus video from? That is TERRIFYING.

That kind of performance will certainly raise a single large connected eyebrow.

Wait, is the banhammer finally back??!

whoops, five. fuck it.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

My translation: “At Manchester United we won the Champions League despite the fact that I missed my fucking penalty kick. Luckily, John Terry slipped and landed on his ass, which bailed me out”.