Picturing the presidential motorcade observing normal traffic laws is fantastic. Obama’s 55-car motorcade shuts down the entire road these days, and sure as shite isn’t about to pick up any hitchhikers, Marines or otherwise.

What Season/Episode is that one from?

Ouch. I hope that guy has insurance

Vikings boat party, here we come!

Agreed. Looks like a carnival replica of a diseased female reproductive system.

You have heard Rodgers’ own fairytale land that he lives in, right? The man’s a gob-shite! The fact of the matter is that he chose some players and the comittee chose others; the vast majority from each camp were shite, but the money was spent.... this wasn’t football on a shoe-string budget.

We all get out of playing with our stupid kids in our own way.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Nice. Too bad he sounds like the daily task of a German butler.

Jim Nantz: “So Peyton, whats next?”
Manning, in the Nationwide rhythm, “Have-a-Bud-with-Pa-pa-Johns”..

I was saying Booooorady.

They’re not booing. They’re saying “Booooorady”

Cannot stop laughing at the poorly-hung and too-large-for-the-spot-on-the-wall Dave Navarro painting. Mind, the painting itself is shit, but the decision to hang it in that location is hilarious.

Also:

For a short period my freshman year of college, I only drank Southern Comfort with Dr Pepper and Grape soda. Why? No clue, but to this day the mere thought of the smell of SoCo makes me gag (I gagged my way through writing this).

I prefer to make my alcoholic soda pop the old-fashioned way: Southern Comfort and Dr. Pepper in a gas station styrofoam fountain cup.

What an idiot. If he didn’t want to forget, why did he put it on his back?

I mean, where do you even start with this?

There are already complaints of bias towards a particular manufacturer:

With everyone having the last name Directv, I’m going to blame the inbreeding.