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Given the words “Tokyo Sexwale” will be printed on the ballot, the answer is “much sillier.”

How sillier can it get from this shitshow?

Holy shit, where is that bus video from? That is TERRIFYING.

That kind of performance will certainly raise a single large connected eyebrow.

Wait, is the banhammer finally back??!

whoops, five. fuck it.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

As a precaution, the Australian teams have been instructed to “row the other way”.

My translation: “At Manchester United we won the Champions League despite the fact that I missed my fucking penalty kick. Luckily, John Terry slipped and landed on his ass, which bailed me out”.

What Season/Episode is that one from?

Ouch. I hope that guy has insurance

Vikings boat party, here we come!

Agreed. Looks like a carnival replica of a diseased female reproductive system.

You have heard Rodgers’ own fairytale land that he lives in, right? The man’s a gob-shite! The fact of the matter is that he chose some players and the comittee chose others; the vast majority from each camp were shite, but the money was spent.... this wasn’t football on a shoe-string budget.

We all get out of playing with our stupid kids in our own way.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Nice. Too bad he sounds like the daily task of a German butler.

Jim Nantz: “So Peyton, whats next?”
Manning, in the Nationwide rhythm, “Have-a-Bud-with-Pa-pa-Johns”..

I was saying Booooorady.

They’re not booing. They’re saying “Booooorady”