Also:

For a short period my freshman year of college, I only drank Southern Comfort with Dr Pepper and Grape soda. Why? No clue, but to this day the mere thought of the smell of SoCo makes me gag (I gagged my way through writing this).

I prefer to make my alcoholic soda pop the old-fashioned way: Southern Comfort and Dr. Pepper in a gas station styrofoam fountain cup.

What an idiot. If he didn’t want to forget, why did he put it on his back?

I mean, where do you even start with this?

There are already complaints of bias towards a particular manufacturer:

With everyone having the last name Directv, I’m going to blame the inbreeding.

As an Arsenal fan, I’d give my left hand to see Müller in the PL. As a footy fan and watcher of the Premier League, I’d still give a digit or two to see Müller ANYWHERE in England.

That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

Good. That Clay Matthews is such a thug.

Today...not so much.

Yeah, but the real unicorn isn’t seen until 3:10.

I think the look he’s going for is “kid who lives with his parents in Diamond Bar, goes to community college, and spends all his money on tricking out his ‘03 Civic and street racing it in Irwindale at night.”

http://gawker.com/watch-surreal-…

How about using his mugshot like every other major news outlet?

Goodass sportsmom.

This makes me so jealous. My mom only interrupts me with updates on her fibromyalgia and birthday wishes for the wrong grandchild.

Wouldn’t the teams you beat have been worse?

Kobe’s post-retirement statue is going to look pretty epic when they put it right under Shaq’s ass.

I just think it is cool that Elijah Wood has found some work after Lord Of The Rings.