I moved to NYC in the winter of 2006, and started a new job in January 2007. On what I believe was my fourth day commuting from the L to the 4/5/6 to Grand Central, an express 4/5 pulled up to Union Square on a typically crowded morning rush hour. Every car was packed, yet the one that pulled up in front of me only…

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came…

Welp. fantasy sports players are requesting selfies with @darrenrovell.

Camus is a pretty tough author to start him off with IMO.

True to form, he’s raking his studs over a child’s shins somewhere off-camera, then running away when the child’s father gets in his face.

How is Diego Costa not involved with this somewhere?

Your colon work holds its own though.

i thought you said they were brothers. they look latino to me.

I've coached multiple youth sports, including hockey. Without a doubt, hockey parents are the fucking worst. I don't if it's due to being one of the more expensive sports to play, or if it's the disparity in ice time from game to game, but EVERY one of those fuckers thought thier kid was the best player on the team,…

Nilsen: Hakon.

No one should ever hire a Chelsea fan.

He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

Phil Kessel hat trick: one goal, one assist, one overturned hot dog cart.

Came for a Valbuena short joke, was not disappointed.

I heard Valbuena wanted to give the full €100,000 to avoid embarrassment, but he was a little short.

+1 potatoe

Close-ups reveal those are still all KU shirts.

Dammit.

Tbh Kyle I didn’t know you were still at Deadspin. Good work, man.