“I suck now.” —Kobe Bryant, November 1, 2015

Hector Bellerin has a legitimate career as a sprinter ahead of him if this footy thing doesn’t work out: https://streamable.com/znu3?t=2.6

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

The real tragedy here is that Bartolo Colon failed to get out of the stadium in time to make it to Old Country Buffet before they closed for the night.

KG’s just calling dibs on a great parking spot.

Zardoz Fudge

No Jerome Champagne in the Tokyo Sexwale.

As a referee, its basically porn to me as well.

“It’s good to admit mistakes.”

But that’s half the benefit of wearing an Oxford to work: the inevitable slight wrinkle is part of the look. I have a dozen white Oxfords from Brooks Brothers that I get dry cleaned, but actually throw them all in the dryer together before hanging them up each time — they’re softer, more comfortable, and perfectly…

I'm glad we're not friends so I don't have to be seen with you in the summer.

You know what I hate about Oxfords? They leave no room for plausible deniability when it comes to wrinkles; there’s no pattern to hide them and the stiff fabric wrinkles so badly that you can’t leave people to assume that the shirt got wrinkled under your coat or by a seatbelt or something.

It’s shortly after 10am on a Monday here in New York, and this is already the most disappointing thing I will most certainly watch for the rest of October. Fuck you, Billy.

You appear to have a mistaken impression of what laughter sounds like.

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No Brokers? Generally a little cheaper than Beefeater, same quality, and they give you that little Bowler hat on the cap!

“But I literally would sleep with a girl and then cry about it afterward. I’m like, ‘What am I doing? I don’t know what I’m doing.’”

Well, did the players at least implement Rick Pitino’s patented 15-second offense?

*goes home to bang girlfriend*

You’re right there is no way they could not hear that ping. It is such a distinctive sound.