Can’t make Gretzky’s head bleed. 3/10

You’re missing my point. I don’t disagree with you about Skinner being better than those other characters. I just don’t have anything in particular to say about him, other than that he was a good and funny character. I also left off Julius Hibbert, Lenny, Rainier Wolfcastle, Kang, Jasper, Scratchy, and many other…

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

“You ain’t in the SEC?”

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

How is “weed” not on this list?!?!

Good point, Greg.

That lady shouldn’t turn her nose up at the idea so quickly. Think about all the loyal Patriots fans in the Boston area who would kill to have that story read out loud to them.

It was all fine until he got drunk and showed everyone his Bush Stadium.

Reddit users can get Insider just fine. It’s just that nobody lets them get Insider for free.

Law shouldn’t expect a Reddit user to actually know how to get insider.

Arsenal being awful at defending set pieces is an equal opportunity venture.

That's New Hampshire and Connecticut. The former has no professional sports teams and the latter obviously doesn't miss the Hartford Whalers or Kevin Dineen enough.

The most fun part of the Europa League is watching Tottenham implode in other countries.

I think he's actually asking if the Heat will literally release him. As in let him out into the streets to blindside old ladies in crosswalks. It's a public safety concern, Kevin.

Dozens of grayed commenters staring intently at that gif, just trying to find a double dribble.

I'd suggest we burn him, but it seems like he's already constantly on fire.

I don't want to overreact, but....

Munching Glad Bag.