No one should ever hire a Chelsea fan.

He doesn’t want people to know that as the owner of Arsenal, he is incapable of actually going #1 or #2.

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

Phil Kessel hat trick: one goal, one assist, one overturned hot dog cart.

Came for a Valbuena short joke, was not disappointed.

I heard Valbuena wanted to give the full €100,000 to avoid embarrassment, but he was a little short.

+1 potatoe

Close-ups reveal those are still all KU shirts.

Can we PLEASE stop talking about the Royals celebration and shift focus back to tonight’s Game 6?? As a Mets fan, I really think that deGrom is going to dominate and the offense will chase Cueto early.

He slit his own throat with his “I will enact one reform and then immediately resign.” pledge. Our campaign finance laws are unquestionably awful, and need to be changed, but come the fuck on. People aren’t voting for someone who literally promises not to finish the job.

Dammit.

Tbh Kyle I didn’t know you were still at Deadspin. Good work, man.

“I suck now.” —Kobe Bryant, November 1, 2015

Hector Bellerin has a legitimate career as a sprinter ahead of him if this footy thing doesn’t work out: https://streamable.com/znu3?t=2.6

“Who will replace you, Coach?”

The real tragedy here is that Bartolo Colon failed to get out of the stadium in time to make it to Old Country Buffet before they closed for the night.

KG’s just calling dibs on a great parking spot.

Zardoz Fudge

As a referee, its basically porn to me as well.

“It’s good to admit mistakes.”