Poor Huerelho, he’ll still wake up tomorrow morning as a backup keeper for Watford looking like Eugene the Jeep.

Sorry, not a “buzzer beater” as they lost in OT.

St Peter was actually quite nice until a string of devastating tornadoes in 1998 that basically leveled the entire town, save parts of Gustavus.

Given the words “Tokyo Sexwale” will be printed on the ballot, the answer is “much sillier.”

Holy shit, where is that bus video from? That is TERRIFYING.

Wait, is the banhammer finally back??!

What Season/Episode is that one from?

For a short period my freshman year of college, I only drank Southern Comfort with Dr Pepper and Grape soda. Why? No clue, but to this day the mere thought of the smell of SoCo makes me gag (I gagged my way through writing this).

As an Arsenal fan, I’d give my left hand to see Müller in the PL. As a footy fan and watcher of the Premier League, I’d still give a digit or two to see Müller ANYWHERE in England.

Put the car in a lower gear than you’re currently in and ease (EASE) off the clutch. The lower gear will run at a higher RPM, naturally slowing you down.

I prefer buying my books from Amazon sellers who got their books from now-closed libraries. The Circle Of Life!

Brian Pinas’ son, perchance?

Mario was just protecting those boots from the inevitable firework-related blaze he would cause later in the day.

“Eh, jury’s still out.”

Or an extremely tall holocaust survivor. (Sorry)

After living in NYC for nearly 10 years, I bought a home in Westchester in April. It was a pretty big adjustment, but I can walk to the Metro North train from my home in under 10 minutes each morning, which makes all the difference in the world. I cannot imagine having to drive to/from the station each day. NYC has a…

Forgetting I’m not in college is the reason I show up to work as hungover as I do many mornings.

In case you were wondering what vacuum washed-up soccer star Freddy Adu recommends: