I just wanted to say, Billy, that this was really well-done. I could make a joke that it fits perfectly within the new-new-Gawker, focusing on politics but ostensibly a sports story, but I won’t. Kudos.

That's officially two races Jindal has quit.

Who are you quoting here?

Came here for this. Perfection.

I moved to NYC in the winter of 2006, and started a new job in January 2007. On what I believe was my fourth day commuting from the L to the 4/5/6 to Grand Central, an express 4/5 pulled up to Union Square on a typically crowded morning rush hour. Every car was packed, yet the one that pulled up in front of me only…

True to form, he’s raking his studs over a child’s shins somewhere off-camera, then running away when the child’s father gets in his face.

Came for a Valbuena short joke, was not disappointed.

Hector Bellerin has a legitimate career as a sprinter ahead of him if this footy thing doesn’t work out: https://streamable.com/znu3?t=2.6

What in the ever-loving-fuck is wrong with the two fingers on Hollins’ left hand?!

Noted!

KG’s just calling dibs on a great parking spot.

But that’s half the benefit of wearing an Oxford to work: the inevitable slight wrinkle is part of the look. I have a dozen white Oxfords from Brooks Brothers that I get dry cleaned, but actually throw them all in the dryer together before hanging them up each time — they’re softer, more comfortable, and perfectly…

It’s shortly after 10am on a Monday here in New York, and this is already the most disappointing thing I will most certainly watch for the rest of October. Fuck you, Billy.

No Brokers? Generally a little cheaper than Beefeater, same quality, and they give you that little Bowler hat on the cap!

Why is Ronaldinho still playing? Have you any idea how expensive Orthodontics can be without insurance, Billy?

Jesus, this man resembles a thumb with teeth.

EDIT. DOUBLE POST.

As soon as FanDuel learned of the situation, we moved to pull the content and these are coming out of circulation now.

Best response from a bitter Arsenal fan:

Why is Milan wearing green and yellow and when did Newcastle join Serie A?