reminds me of my old familiar sales pitch when I worked at a bike shop

He’s got a point- I don’t see how a car hitting him in the head could make things much worse, either.

You had me at space wiener.

Meanwhile, in the USA:

Cadillacs with names. Bring them back.

If I may make a suggestion, it would make sense from a UX perspective—given the way users scroll through stories top to bottom—to put the descriptive copy (“This wonderful lilac interior is found in a 1949 Delahaye 135 M. Notice how the steering wheel looks crystallized?”) above the associated image instead of below.…

This is a tremendously wonderful and jalopy post, loved the pictures and details on these amazing cars! I was only sad it had to end...

This puny V8 does not have enough cylinders. Cadillac used to make real engines.

“I received a small loan of a million dollars.” 

That he’s whining about it? That he believes he somehow bootstrapped himself up from obscurity? Take your pick.

As a privileged white male, I just wish the world would take me (and us) more seriously.

I’m super liberal, and still find the majority of the content on Jezebel cringeworthy. The types of stories Jezebel 2018 publishes are the exact kind of extremism that gets spotlighted by the right in an effort to show people in the middle how crazy liberals are. Instead of growing the cause of progressive feminism…

I don’t even understand this article. Was Jezebel mad that Vulture changed their story to not ruin his comedy set, so they decided to rehash it to actively try to ruin it instead?

Yep. But it’s important that we be mad about anything and everything I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s the point of the article. He wasn’t shunned, but Vulture is lumping him in with Louis CK’s comeback attempt and those two things aren’t the same.

Nope, thats about right. 

This seems like an unneccessary article

Was Ansari ever really shunned though? As far as I know, his show wasn’t cancelled and there seemed to be a general consensus that the Babe article was shitty journalism and that what was described in it hardly rose to the level of #metoo worthy outrage, and that we needed to have a conversation about how he acted…

For real, there’s some really interesting stuff here, with ideas that don’t toe the normal Fusion/Gawker line (i.e. Natalie is as much a latent racist as she is a trangressive dissident of an overly performative digital age), but it sure takes an awfully verbose route.

Imagine a world, where content creators are paid by the word....
/BLACK MIRROR!