Gosh I always loved those doors. If I win the PowerBall tomorrow the first thing I’ll do is hunt one of those prototypes down. Dream car.

I am not joking when I say that the Cygnet has been, since its inception, my dream car. My birthday is coming up next month if anyone is feeling generous.

Reverse: Read The High Cost of Free Parking by Donald Shoup sometime. It does a great job of breaking down the discussion on parking and the benefits of charging for it.

Preach

Ya know, the second I saw it I thought “What fresh hell...oh, so this is what the 7th circle of hell is supposed to look like.” But now, 10 minutes later, after reading the article and looking at it with as many facial expressions as I could muster, I love it. I love it, and I would buy one. 11/10.

Pimpin’

Since the first day I found out these existed I have wanted one worse than any other car. It would be so fly.

GOD DAMN IT I want a mini Rolls Royce worse than words.

I can hardly contain myself at the idea.

Indeed. I am an FCA employee and I believe the current corporate policy has transitioned away from trying to squeeze as much power as possible out of our engines with complete disregard for CAFE (boy do we love buying other company’s credits), and towards breaking the Guinness record for “Longest Vehicle Platform…

How have I never seen the XV10 wagon before? How?! Now I have to feel the perverse hell that is lusting after a Camry! I can’t believe how much I like that Toyota. This is the end of days, mark my words.

Sir, how are you not in possession of more stars?

I swear to whatever god Honda believes in, if anyone, ANYONE *looks at Honda with puppy dog eyes* makes a retro-futuristic electric car with a front bench seat, I’ll buy it. FRONT BENCH SEATS NOW! I need a new car and I’ll take no less.

lol

Aaaaaaaand this is exactly why I come to Jalopnik. There’s always some guy (Vortex Garage, in this case) that knows WAY too much about Mercury Marauders lol. Seriously, I love it and you just made my day sir. To think of all the things I would never have learned without this glorious commentariat.

It is time to bring hood ornaments back, I agree. Hood ornaments and bench seats.

This has nowhere near enough stars, sir. I drive a 1998 Buick LeSabre and I feel the same.

BUY IT NOW BUY IT NOW BUT IT NOW. I’ve never been more in love with a product decision from GM than this one. Finally Buick has a wagon again. I’ve been waiting my entire life.

Wow. That’s disgusting. I’m sure your friend is a nice person, but that’s really repulsive. To be that blind to the rest of the world. Thank you for attempting to educate her.