As a result of pleading guilty, the company will pay a criminal fine of $5 million, along with $20 million in restitution to three railcar companies for the unnecessary repairs, according to the WSJ.

“If you’re not cheating, you’re not trying.” -Smokey Yunick

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

Ugh. I knew it was going to be horribly ugly and vulgar but they kinda outdid themselves here. Really though, those useless gas guzzling monstrosities should be legally banned. If we have to destroy the planet we live on, at least dont do it for those fugly nouveau riche brodozers.

All of this speculation is wrong. It’s not a mid-engine Corvette, or a Cadillac.

thats not a spoiler.

Wow, this guy still has no idea how to design - well, anything.

Dammit.

Something to cleanse the palate?

COTD material right here.

Is the subject of your affection a fan of cars? Is cost no object?

Saturn is the great tragedy of the American auto industryof the past 40 years. Incredibly innovative beginnings hamstrung by an industry that is... awful

COTD.

also, everytime that philosophy has been tried, it’s ended with income inequality, massive debts, and recessions

This. I am beyond done with the moping and pissing and whining. People didn’t wallow in misery like this after fucking 9/11, for shit’s sake.

Sorry dude—if Mike Pence’s bible taught me anything it’s that smiting my brother is just fine down here because I only answer to Jesus. Petard hoisted.

What if your nephew was like, “I’m not sure I’m even gonna vote. These people are both bad” on election day. But then the day after the election he wrote a blog on deadspin about how we’re all fucked because Trump won? What should I say to this specific type of shithead nephew?

Depends on who you voted for. I voted Hillary and actually enjoyed this article, even if it’s not satirical. It’s a good balance to this site and all of the other Post-Gawker sites.

I saw a pump a couple months back with the seal broken. Went inside of the TA and told the manager. She looked at me and said, “Yea... We’ll get to it”. I decided to leave a post it note for future customers. On my way home 4 days later, I stopped at the same gas station and took a look at the pump. The seal was still…