Was there a puddle of cold water on the floor of the cockpit?

To that end, the RFP stipulates that the American side be “aesthetically pleasing in color,”

I don’t understand why these people are so fertile. Evolution is going to get all effed up.

Have you ever seen Bannon and Red Skull in the same place? Me neither.

Or wrapping Philip Seymour Hoffman’s corpse in a KKK robe and leaving it to bloat in a lake for 6 months.

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Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

Why won’t anyone call Sean Hannity?

Don’t put this on Kevins. It’s a total Brody move.

I’m not sure this is fully justified, but I laughed.

Yep... jack of all trades, master of none.

I will take unapologetically whimsical Emma Watson over unapologetically self-absorbed Lena Dunham any day.

You can have consensual sex —though with definite power differentials—that you later describe as road fucks, while married, and taking steps to ensure your wife remains ignorant.

Right, it’s just a pretty narrow disinfectant. The UV content is pretty low by the time it reaches the earth’s surface, making it ineffective against anything but relatively fragile microbes. It works (extremely slowly) to make water drinkable, and for almost nothing else. It’s not like we treat medical waste by…

This is why men shouldn’t be allowed in the military.

Hey, at least no one disrespected the troops by kneeling during the national anthem.

Are you sure that wasn’t a viciouscycle class?

Under no circumstances will I drink something called “nut juice” from a box.

trump’s small thumb can’t reach all the icons, no one in the white house is allowed to flaunt their thumb size. pointer finger for everyone.