He’s gotta know “Bone Zone” is a creepy euphemism, right? He knows, right? I mean, I can believe he is creepy, but not that stupid.

Yes, the system is flawed because money allows you to exert far greater influence into government than those without.

When the argument proposed is “Let’s LOWER taxes on businesses and the wealthy and MAYBE they’ll throw us a bone” instead of “pay your fair share and dispense with the fuckery already” we have to solve the problem of perception first.

Bill Maher has never been a liberal or progressive. He’s always been a nihilistic contrarian, and in certain circles or under certain perceptions of the status quo, that gets mistaken for being a progressive. His perception of morality and oppression is and has always been completely relative to the degree to which he…

Wait...this necklace doesn’t make sense? The pieces are the same! They won’t fit together in a way that makes sense!

“It’s the best plane, the youngest looking plane, right? If it wasn’t my plane, perhaps I’d be dating it. Look, no flaps, just smooth. Very unstable at low speeds when on approach though...”

Wow, that pilot got three Nazis and a Monopoly train.

“Will Kimball—who is clearly well-versed in German pronunciation, should have seen “Deutchland Deutschland Über Alles” and immediately raised a red flag”

Yes at 30 you are too old to get some of them. Welcome to the club, put on a shawl and pull up a rocking chair.

I’m very happy to have raised awareness

Start a partisan group in the forest?

But his meetings now begin at 9 a.m., earlier than they used to, which significantly curtails his television time. Still, Mr. Trump, who does not read books, is able to end his evenings with plenty of television.

i minored in using people’s words against them.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

This house screams “winner” and in no way suggests that the guillotine be rolled out to the town square.

My goal is to have the inoperable corpse of Ernest Borgnine displayed on the roof of my house.

Its so you don’t have to clean. When you take a shit, you just set the whole room on fire and walk the fuck away.

All of this screams “COCAINE!”

YOU’RE excited? Feel these nipples!

What’s in the revised script? WHAT’S IN THE REVISED SCRIPT?!